ERNIE: Nice to have you over, Roosevelt Franklin and Count. Would you two like to hear some music?
ROOSEVELT: Sounds great!
COUNT: Vonderful! I vill count the music notes! Ah-ha-ha!
ERNIE: Great! I'l go turn on the radio. Be right back.
ROOSEVELT: D-do you hear what I hear, Count???
COUNT: (Gulp!) I-I sure do!!! Yikes!
ROOSEVELT & COUNT: Let's get out of here!!!!!!!! HELP!!!!!
BERT: Ernie, why did Roosevelt and the Count run out of here screaming in terror?
ERNIE: Gee, Bert, I guess they kind of panic whenever a radio station plays the old song "Purple People Eater".