Lots O' Little People

"Aw, teacher, I only hit Kenney with that spitball on ACCIDENT; I was aiming for YOU."

Barber, Barber, shave a pig.

How many hairs will make a wig?

Four and twenty

That's enough

Give the barber a pinch of snuff.

Kissers that only a Mother could love!

Adventure!

"Maybe I'm paranoid, Doctor, but all my life, I've had this feeling that there's someone out there TOYING with me!"