And Baby Bear
GOLDILOCKS: Oh, boy!
But, that porridge was too hot...
DING! DING! DING!
KLUNK!!!
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...!
So, then she leaped into Mama Bear's bed.
WHOOSH!
BABY BEAR: And they ate mine all up!
BABY BEAR: I'll kill 'em!!!
PAPA BEAR: Baby bear, calm down!
MAMA BEAR: It's okay, dear, tantrums are normal for his age.
PAPA BEAR:Yeah, but not for his SIZE!
PAPA BEAR: Wait! Someone's been sleeping in our beds!
BABY BEAR: And there she is!
BABY BEAR: I'll kill her!!!
GOLDILOCKS: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!!!!!!
I'm getting out of here!!!
BABY BEAR: I'll get you!!!
MAMA BEAR: Baby bear, come back! Forget it!
PAPA BEAR: We'd better go after him!
ZOOM! ZOOM! ZOOM!
CRASH! SCREEECH! WHAM! HONK! HONK! RRRRRRRRRRR!
And they all lived happily ever after, which doesn't really make a lot of
sense under the circumstances, but it's a nice way to end a story.
GOLDILOCKS AND THE THREE BEARS
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Once upon a time, in a little cottage in the woods, there lived (for
reasons that have never been explained), a family of three bears.
There was Papa Bear
Mama Bear
And they were one big happy family
One day Mama Bear cooked some porridge, but
no one felt like eating it. So, Papa Bear suggested that they all go for a walk
instead.
So, Mama Bear got Baby Bear ready...
And the three bears went for a walk
While the three bears were gone, a little
girl named Goldilocks came along and, for some strange reason, was strongly
compelled to enter this cottage in the woods.
GOLDILOCKS: Well, why SHOULDN'T I enter the darn cottage??? It's got my
name and picture on it, doesn't it?!?
But, first she would have to find the key.
GOLDILOCKS: Hey, bud, you know where there's a spare key around?
COTTAGE: Look under my roof.
And so, Goldilocks was able to unlock the
lock...
...and enter the cottage.
Goldilocks was so hungry that even Mama
Bear's cooking looked good to her. So, she sat down to eat some. First she tried
Papa Bear's porridge,
So, then she tried Mama Bear's porridge.
But, that porridge was too cold...
So, finally, by the process of elimination,
she tried Baby Bear's porridge. And THAT porridge was just right! So, Goldilocks
ate it.
And ate it and ate it and ate it.
And so, after Goldilocks sat in a comfortable
chair...
...and let her food go down...
...she got very sleepy and leaped into the
first bed she saw, Papa Bear's bed.
But, that bed was too hard.
But, that bed was too soft.
So, then, of course, it was time to leap into
Baby Bear's bed.
And that bed, of course, was just right so
she fell fast asleep.
Then the three bears came home to a few
surprises...
BEARS: Someone's been eating our porridge!
